Project 2025 Glossary

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Young people, even if their family is running the business:
children
Certain young adults should be allowed to learn and work in more dangerous occupations:
Don't need to pay as much to children miners and they fit into smaller adits
fashionable moral beliefs:
Moral beliefs we don't like, like not wanting school children to be murdered
democratic decision-making:
Taking away your first amendment rights when we don't like what you're saying
encourage wealth-building:
Make more profit on the backs of renters
homeownership opportunities:
Being a landlord
Judeo-Christian values:
Christian values
Christian values:
Things from the Bible we cherry-pick and a whole lot of hateful stuff that we made up
omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology:
We hate people for absolutely no reason just for who they are
It has no claim to First Amendment protection:
It has first amendment protection, but we don't like it
executive order protecting religious employers and employees:
executive order that actually only protects employers